Ezhno is a sad clown who recently broke out of rehab because Ezhno couldn't stand sobriety and the preponderance of positive outlooks concurrently. Ezhno used to have a cat named Furlinghetti, but the cat found Ezhno tedious and stopped showing up for dinner. Ezhno doesn't believe in pronouns, and is focusing on publishing others these days through the press EMP and possible other projects. Ezhno has been strictly forbidden from ever mentioning them by name, because Ezhno is the dysentery of all functions social, and many credit granting institutions have made it explicitly clear that they won't do business with any of Ezhno's associates. Ezhno is working on a third book of poems now. The second, called #Beer, was the inaugural project of EMP, and is only available for beer.

TLDR: Find Ezhno, provide lots of beer.